Thursday, October 18, 2012

Parsin' Weens

Dinesh D'Souza cannot tell a lie ... very well:
On Wednesday, D’Souza blasted the World story, calling the quote confirming the night in the hotel room a fabrication. “I clearly told McFarland that Denise and I stayed in separate rooms,” D’Souza wrote on the website of Fox News. “I’m not sure whether McFarland is lying or Smith is lying, but one of them made up the quotation attributed to me that we stayed in the same room but ‘nothing happened.’ This is pure libel.” In the Fox News column, D’Souza categorically denied having sex with Joseph, and claimed he only met her three months ago. But when asked directly if he was having an affair by Christianity Today’s Melissa Steffan, he turned evasive. “It's absolutely not the case, um, that, um, that, um, um, you know, it's.... Look, the issue here is that World is attributing to me an admission that I never made—is attributing to me a quotation that I never said.”
Given all his practice lying about President Obama, you'd think he could do better than that.

Actually, the foregoing summary is wrong on one important point. Over at  FOXNews.con, Douchesouza never actually says he never had sex with Joseph; he denies an "affair." It's time to confront Douche with Deposition Exhibit 1 from Jones v. Clinton.


Rob Patterson said...

"In a brief interview Tuesday with The Associated Press, D'Souza said he and his wife, Dixie, had been separated since 2012.'

Great reporting. Last time I checked it IS 2012. So when did they separate?

Rob Patterson said...

And . . . Garfield's dog is also married.

VM said...

Great title for the post!