Via e-mail, Richard "Dickie the Vig" Viguerie has a short list of replacements for future convict Abu Gonzales:
Charles W. Pickering, Sr.
William H. Pryor Jr.
What, you were expecting Bruce Fein?
My list is a little different:
Whether or not any of these individuals are qualified for the position is open to debate. Whether Abu or any of the people on Dickie the Vig's list are is not.