The Roger Ailes Primary

We're back from our triumphant Academy Awards appearance -- in Tom Ford for Gucci, thanks for asking -- and ready to announce the all-important Roger Ailes primary endorsement.

No politician is perfect, but there are many reasons to vote for this contender -- his service to his country, his intelligence, his relatively progressive record and, yes, his electability. But there is one reason every eligible American should vote for John Forbes Kerry: Every vote for Senator Kerry makes this Republican suffer just a little bit more.

Join me tomorrow, and make it excruciating.