Monday, February 23, 2004

Liar Straights

Don't use drugs, kids, or you might end up with the kind of permanent brain damage that Rush Limbaugh has inflicted upon himself. Today, the pill-popping pig accused a lesbian couple of child abuse because they had their infant daughter treated by specialists at the neonatal Intensive Care Unit of one of the finest hospitals in Northern California.

Sayeth the pig:

The second article tells the story of a lesbian couple that [sic] left one of their twin babies at UCSF's neonatal ICU, where she had major surgery so she could breathe unaided, so they could go get a marriage license [sic]. They left this little baby in dire straits so they could put themselves first. What about the little girl in this story? What about this baby? You know, if a heterosexual couple did this, it would be called child abuse. You could almost read it that way.

And here's the real story.

Unless the mothers are accomplished neonatal surgeons or ICU nurses, they didn't leave their daughter in dire straits. Rather, they arranged for extremely sophisticated surgery which saved their daughter's life and LEFT THEIR DAUGHTER IN THE CARE OF SOME OF THE MOST QUALIFIED SPECIALISTS IN THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, YOU FAT MORONIC FUCK!

Of course, none of Big Pharma's multiple sacred marriages resulted in any offspring, which would have been, by definition, child abuse.

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