Thanks to everyone for their patience and smart-ass comments during the Late Unpleasantness. It was in fact like the plot of one of Rob Schneider's crappy movies.

Special thanks to TBogg for keeping everyone updated, and apologies to Aerandir, even though it was all Blogger's fault.

P.S. I am going to be reconstructing the "Enemies List" as best I can, but it may take several days. (I will also be adding new entries.)

P.P.S. The comments section is now back up. I hope to switch back to haloscan shortly.