Mike Hunt Says What?

National Review has found the male equivalent of Kathryn J. Lopez, a homeschooled Scott Stapp look-alike named Nathan Harden. And Master Harden has become quite aroused by a billet-doux-me in New Haven:

You won’t believe what they’re up to in New Haven. The latest example of a Yale’s depravity is so graphic that I can’t even mention much of it on these family-friendly pages. It involves an innuendo-filled flyer that appeared all over campus this week, advertising a fake event by a female author of a sex-themed book supposedly entitled “Let’s Find Out The Hard Way.” Crude, and woman-demeaning, this is comic material worthy of a 13-year-old’s intelligence and sophistication. How bad was it? Take a look for yourself at the Yale Daily News.  The fictitious flyer wouldn’t be so troubling if it weren’t so true to life.

How depraved and graphic is the crude unmentionable yet linkable leaflet?. Well, the name of the fictitious author depicted in the flyer is Wilma Dickfit. 

That's it. No graphic images. No other gags more overtly sexual than "big new hardcover." No use of the word sex. No words that can't be mentioned in Highlights for Children. Nothing demeaning to women, unless you find a woman responding affirmatively to a sexual proposal demeaning. On an anonymous joke leaflet. 

I have no personal knowledge, but I suspect dick jokes have been around Yale at least since the days George W. Bush was branding Lanny Davis' ass and Bill Buckley was blowing his roommates.

I can see why someone named Harden would be sensitive to erection puns. But he graduated from Yale three years ago, and has accomplished nothing since that time apart from writing a 301-page sexphobic book (forwarded by that pillar of sexual rectitude, Chris Buckley) .  It's time for you to take it like a man and move on, Nate.