Worst election prediction (single and overall).
Bitterest wingnut whine about the election outcome.
Most bizarre wingnut theory about the election outcome (conspiratorial and non-conspiratorial).
Most pathetic and predictable wingnut theory about the election outcome (sorry, with one tenth of one percent of precincts reporting, the race has been called for "a true conservative would have won").
Most humorous wingnut meltdown, election-related.
Most important electoral victory.
Most enjoyable electoral victory.
Most enjoyable electoral defeat.
Most likely not to return from the National Review Cruise.I've already started choosing likely candidates, but feel free to nominate your own in comments. Results will be announced next week.