We have just obtained an exclusive copy of Romney's new Day One to-do list:
Block cell numbers of Donald Trump and Kid Rock.
Have Ann return "World's Best President" mugs to CostCo., with receipt.
Unlock the closet where Paul Ryan has been kept.
Lie (just for practice).
Drown Grover Norquist in the bathtub.
Circle this week's Matlock airings in the TV Guide.
Rehire undocumented landscape gardeners.
Have head examined.