Friday, November 21, 2008

Enlightenment From The World's Shittiest Editor at The World's Shittiest Website

Here are some classic koans from the world's shittiest failed nun?

What is the sound of one hand tossing:

Where Were We on Debate Night?!? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

"Thank you, for being up on Election Night." So one high-powered Washington hand told me last night at a Federalist Society function. He's a Corner addict and he had suffered through some presidential-debate nights when he beloved Corner [sic] could not be reached.

Here's another riddle, posted about an hour before Lopez started yammering again:

Friday in Our Alternative-Reality America [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

I think everyone needs to take a week off. No more punditry. Just sleeping, reading, praying, normal living. I really want David Brooks to take the week off when he praises Eric Holder.

And my favorite:

Odd [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Mike Huckabee did the Rachel Maddow show on his book before Laura Ingraham's.

If you meet Lopez's brain cell, kill it.

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