Here are some classic koans from the world's shittiest failed nun?
What is the sound of one hand tossing:
Where Were We on Debate Night?!? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
"Thank you, for being up on Election Night." So one high-powered Washington hand told me last night at a Federalist Society function. He's a Corner addict and he had suffered through some presidential-debate nights when he beloved Corner [sic] could not be reached.
Here's another riddle, posted about an hour before Lopez started yammering again:
Friday in Our Alternative-Reality America [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
I think everyone needs to take a week off. No more punditry. Just sleeping, reading, praying, normal living. I really want David Brooks to take the week off when he praises Eric Holder.
And my favorite:
Odd [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Mike Huckabee did the Rachel Maddow show on his book before Laura Ingraham's.
If you meet Lopez's brain cell, kill it.