Ever go for more than a day without the internet? Christ, that was worse than quitting smoking.
I have not quit yet. For those of you with an addictive personality, you understand. What's a gentleman without a vice or two? Not one you can trust.
So I'm going to sit here with my Six Shilling Ale from Odell Brewing, pore over the news, take an antidepressant or ten, and get my feet wet again. I really hate that part when your balls first get wet. Ladies, ask your husband/significant other. There's a reason why we are the weaker sex.