Cosmo [Mona Charen]
Funny you should mention that. I was in the supermarket yesterday with my 14-year-old son who asked "What's up with Cosmopolitan? What is that?" I replied, "It's a magazine for sluts."
I hate to break it you, Mona, but what the kid said was "What's up with Cosmolepolitan?" And quitely laughed his ass off.