Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Presidential Dumbfucks for $200

Various self-proclaimed foreign policy experts from the Bowels of Wingnuttia are opining that a party's Presidential frontrunner who is not familiar with the political leaders of Pakistan is not qualified to be President.

I couldn't agree more:

"Can you name the general who is in charge of Pakistan?" asked Hiller, inquiring about Gen. Pervaiz Musharraf, who took over last month in a military coup.

"Wait, wait, is this 50 questions?" replied Bush.

Hiller replied: "No, it's four questions of four leaders in four hot spots."

Bush said: "The new Pakistani general, he's just been elected – not elected, this guy took over office. It appears this guy is going to bring stability to the country and I think that's good news for the subcontinent."

Hiller persisted, saying "Can you name him?"

Bush said: "General. I can name the general. General."

If only those dumbfucks had applied the same standard eight years ago -- well, they'd still be colossal dumbfucks. But America and the world would be better places.

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