Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Our Long National Nightmare Is Over

Champagne and—why not?—cocaine for breakfast! Paris Hilton is free at last!

Or until the next time she gets arrested, that is.

In comments, readers are invited to submit their favorite anagram for the name of the Diva of Duh, with or without the aid of this gizmo. I can't decide which of these is my favorite, "Or Plain Shit" or "Hi Slit Apron."

In comments, the redoubtable R. Porrofatto recommends using her full name, Paris Whitney Hilton. Cybelle takes that ball and runs with it, coming up with some good ones. I modified one of her suggestions to obtain "Nail this hot pro, plain sir."

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