Two Different Ones

Did anyone see today's Road to the White House 2008 on C-SPAN? It featured Newt Gingrich at the Iowa State Fair. Newt was wearing a white 44 gallon Hefty Cinch-Sak and touring an exhibit of the fair's Largest Boars.

It's a shame C-SPAN is so humorless. The scene screamed for a Chyron reading:

SNOWBALL (R-GA)
"Two Legs Good, Four Legs Bad"