Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Kaus Gets In Touch With His Feminine Side

Midget Mickey Kaus is back on the Clinton cock hunt, armed only with his legendary respect of women who haven't been molested by Arnold Schwarzenegger. The stunted schmuck writes:

Ex-President Clinton, perhaps concerned that his I-did-it-"because-I-could" explanation solipsistically focused on his own power while it treated Monica Lewinsky as an available, serviceable non-entity without any actual individual, human, attractive attributes, now gives an interview in which he says she's "a really intelligent person and a fundamentally good person" and he hopes she "won't be trapped in what Andy Warhol called everybody's 15 minutes of fame." ... Do you think someone reminded him that it's women who buy books? ...

Someone should remind Kaus that President Clinton's book is ranked Number 1, while Kaus's tome Fuck Poor Women The End of Equality is ranked 285,980.

Of course, President Clinton's comment does not disparage Monica Lewinsky, who Kaus may remember, initiated the liaison. Although I can see why that concept is incomprehensible to Kaus.

Bonus Loathsomeness: Kaus once again endorses Lucianne Goldberg's bigot bulletin board and confuses it with a blog (see 6/22, 3:53 P.M.).

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