Which Way, M.K.?Mickey Kaus's next move?
a. Return to Slate job he never really left, to live off WaPo Wingnut Welfare until age 67.
b. Return to Slate job at one-third salary based on revelation as to how much traffic Kaus was actually generating for Slate.
c. Blog independently; move into debating partner after income fails to cover rent.
d. Run as Tea Party candidate, identified on ballot as Mickey "Mickey" "I SAID, MICKEY!" Kaus.
e. Become Republican after Democratic Party says, "Yes, we left you. Now get the fuck out!"
f. Lengthy hospitalization after mother sends union thugs to get her Volvo back.