Reasons to Be Thankful, Part 3

Zero days of hospitalization in 2007

No mortgage/indebtedness

Four days with no work or travel

The Enemies List (now with Jon Swift)

The BBC, which will allow me to avoid all Black Friday coverage/advertising for the next four days

Freedom from religion (except for taxpayer subsidization of religion and "faith-based" giveways, and other illegal thuggery)

And

I still have plenty of things to bitch about