The Urge to Defecate

In honor of John Tierney, whose most successful pick-up line is "Want to see me do the Junior Jumble... IN INK?" here are some practice Scrabble racks in which John might recognize himself:

DINPICK
DIPTHIS
JACKFOF
WASPIES
MALEASS

(Well, that certainly was worth the wait, wasn't it?)