[Insert Photoshop of Ralph With Cubs Cap Here]

Here's someone endorsing Nader's run (or the idea of it at least):

Blaming Nader for 2000 is like blaming Steve Bartman for the Cubs failure to get in the World Series last year. Sure, if Bartman had not innocently tried to catch that foul ball headed for Moises Alou's mitt, the Cubs might have won Game Six. But if the Cubs had won four previous games, they would have made the Series. They could have come back from that freak play and still have won Game Six. They could have won Game Seven. There are lots of "could haves."

So that makes Tony Scalia what -- illegal steroids taken by the Florida Marlins?

(Disclaimer: Analogy for comedic purposes only. I'm not suggesting the Flordia Marlins use steroids. Or coke. Like Brutus Beefcake did.)