Harvest Moon

Let's not forget our old friend, the man who gives us Wes Pruden, Tony Blankley and Robert BurkeDabneyCalhoun McCain. The Reverend Moon is back, and he's loonier than ever.

Here are some excerpts from a speech given by the proprietor of the Moonie Times just last week:

Now in America several states have approved gay marriage. This is absolutely against God and the principle. If they continue this way, then humanity will perish within one generation. Many women have a very individualistic focus. Gay marriage would claim that they have human rights. But this is individualistic and not for the sake of others. How do gay people make love? How? You may know. Even animals don't do this.

Wherever you are you must protect the divine rights of heaven. You must awaken others to the divine rights of heaven. We must end the false viewpoint of human rights that is promoting homosexuality. Do you think True Mother is controlling True Father? In America many women are controlling their husbands. This is a violation of heavenly law. Many don't even want to have children. Then, though they are married they don't even have a lineage. They don't even have a family. This violates the purpose of creation.

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Who cause more divorces, men or women? Women cause most divorces.

I always keep women away, at least one meter. Now some women go crazy to get close to Father. I have to be careful. Why do women want to be close to me? Because I'm the king of the family, of man and woman and all humanity. I have to be careful because some women would even like to cut off my finger, so that they could keep it for a treasure in their purse!

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You must take these messages to the descendants of the Presidents. Also you must wake up the American people. This is the time for revolution.

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We must have determination and commitment at this time. This is a new resolution, determination and commitment. You should bring even greater result. As long as you are doing your best you will be blessed by God.

Now, everyone is now watching over you. There are billions of spirits that are blessed who are watching over you now. You must receive a bright light in the morning. I'm Korean, yet this is the responsibility of Americans. These resolutions are burning. They will bring fire. Do not bring despair to me or despair to God.

The spirit world wants to cooperate with you. My children of filial piety, you must wake up and join this historic dispensation !!!

Amen.

Yes, all the chicks dig Reverend Moon. And all the Christian wingnuts in Washington D.C. who are subsidized by the True Father dig him too.

Thanks, as always to mw, who knows more about Moon than Moon knows about himself.