Fools And Their Money

From Townhall.com's 2003 pledge drive:

You raised over $131,000 in two weeks.

We asked for your support and nearly 2,900 of you responded. All of us at Townhall.com wish to sincerely thank you for your generosity. You gave your own contribution and you emailed your friends. Together you made a real statement for conservatism.

The blood-spattered map is a nice touch.

But seriously, if Townhall.com makes more money from its website than Roger Ailes, the terrorists have won. Send in your AFDC checks, your winning lottery tickets, those bonuses you've earned working for Big Abortion, Big Methamphetamine, Big Gay Pornography and the American Trial Lawyers Association, and the money you've gotten shaking down whitey. I'm only in this for the money.