Monday, January 23, 2012

Urine The Monied Class

In Brooklyn, at another church housing OWS protesters, an occupier urinated on a cross, according to Rabbi Chaim Gruber, who has angrily abandoned the OWS movement.

In a letter last week to OWS obtained by The Post, the rabbi fumed, “The Park Slope church housing occupiers was desecrated when an occupier peed inside the building and the pee came into contact with a cross.”
Jee Whiz!

The rabbi also cancelled his subscription to HBO after viewing a 2011 episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBOGo.

Actually, it seems the rabbi didn't abandon the Occupy Movement so much as he bored it to death.

Meanwhile, in Manhattan,

When the Rev. Bob Brashear prepared for Sunday services at West Park Presbyterian Church on West 86th Street, he noticed parts of the bronze baptismal font were gone.

In a fire-and-brimstone message to occupiers later that day, he thundered, "It was like pissing on the 99 percent."

That piss seems to be metaphorical.

The artifact vanished just three weeks after a $2,400 Apple MacBook vanished from Brashear's office. He told the occupiers that even when the 100-year-old Upper West Side church extended help to addicts during the 1980s drug scourge, no visitors touched its $12,500 sacramental instrument.

"Not even crackheads messed with that," he said.

An he began to teach them, saying: Blessed are the crackheads, for they know how to aim.

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