Rick, it's God.
You know when I called and told you to run for President?
It turns out that wasn't me.
No, it was the pain killers.
There's this thing called "side effects."
When you fill a prescription, do you read the sheet that they give you with the pills?
You're still on the painkillers, aren't you?
Well, then, I'm afraid I can't help you.
Just drop out of the race now.
Gotta go, Rick Santorum's on the other line. You'll get a kick out of this one. Just wait.