Dammit, We Don't Even Get Credit For The Succcess Of Our Cover Up!

Bill Donahue, Catamite League for Religious and Civil Rights:

But the time has come to ask some serious questions about why the Times is working overtime with wholly discredited lawyers to uncover dirt in the Catholic Church that occurred a half-century ago.

Shorter Bill Donahue, Catamite League for Religious and Civil Rights:

It you rape 'em young enough, by the time they grow up and overcome the shame, you can call it old news.

Is rape a religious right or civil right, Bill?