Andrew Dimbart: I Am Fraudney King

Andy so identifies with Fraudney's plight that he gets around to it in paragraph 15, after recounting his own 'bagging exploits with Orson Bean and a guy from the Bay City Rollers.

And Andy's a genuine constitutional scholar:

On Sept. 12, I will be attending a tea party in Quincy, Ill., joining Instapundit professor Glenn Reynolds, Gateway Pundit's Jim Hoft, and Tucker Carlson.

With the Democratic Party in control of all branches of government and the Fourth Estate acting as the Democratic Party's protector, the tea party movement is the closest thing America has to checks and balances.

Yes, the Democratic Party controls the judiciary. You read it here first.