Fan Mail From A Flounder

Just received an overly-familiar e-pistle from a distraught woman in a co-dependent relationship:

Dear Schlomo,

I have an important personal favor to ask.

Last month, President Bush wrote you about the outstanding work the Republican National Committee (RNC) is doing to help our candidates at all levels build strong, effective campaigns.
The President also asked for your support in helping the RNC meet its budget goal of $27.8 million.

The RNC must reach this total to provide all our candidates the research, polling data, volunteer training, target voter lists, and direct financial assistance they need to win.

These campaign services are crucial to help GOP candidates counter the hundreds of millions of dollars left-wing special interests will spend to try to elect a liberal Democrat president and Congress. The Democrats' liberal allies have pledged to amass more than $500 million to defeat Republicans.

In 2000 and 2004, George faced a similar onslaught of attacks by special interest groups. The early resources you provided the RNC were vital to answering them and led to victory. We are committed to making certain the men and women representing our Party in 2008 get the same kind of help.

Republican victories this November begin with GOP grassroots leaders like you, Schlomo.

Please help keep our Party moving toward electing Republicans from the courthouse to the White House by making an urgent online contribution of $1,000, $500, $100, $50, or $25 to the RNC today to meet their fundraising target.

...

Laura Bush

Back off, lady. I don't even know you. But it's nice to see the Republicans attempting to corrupt the judiciary, given that no sane person trusts them with the executive or judicial branches.

It's also interesting that Pickles' missive doesn't mention Saint Johnny Rictus once (I didn't post the whole e-mail, but trust me), while the RNC website doesn't mention the Miserable Failure once on its home page. Seems the Bushes and McCains can't stand each other any more than anyone else can.