Rudy Can Fail

And so the Nation is not ready for a phony War on Terror hero with an authoritarian streak and a foreign policy designed by a couple of loons named Podhoretz. Rudy Giuliani is headed to the elephant graveyard, to lie down next to Huckleberry Fred. And just when I learned how to spell his last name.

That only leaves Huckleberry Jnr. and Rudy's Hair Club sponsor, St. John McCain, for the wingnuts to accuse of Crimes Against Big Business, Big Torture and Big Immigrant Hating.

Do I send the carton of razorblades to The Corner now, or do I wait 'til Super Tuesday?

Update (1/30): Roy has all the weeping and wailing.