Three Million

Sometime tomorrow this blog will register it's three millionth visit since whenever it was I started keeping track of visitors.

I'd like to say there will be fabulous prizes for the three millionth visitor, but that wouldn't be fair to the 2,999,999 visitors who have come here and gotten nothing out of it. As my parents say, we love each one of you equally, but you shouldn't expect anything when we kick the bucket and moving back home is out of the question.

So, with only the slightest bit of tongue in cheek, here's to you all:

We've come a long long way together,
Through the hard times and the good,
I have to celebrate you baby,
I have to praise you like I should

[Repeat annoyingly]