Depends Media Dump
Cub reporter Paul Tossingoff is gathering accolades for finding a career to fall back, in case he throws out his back and isn't able to carry Bob Strauss's bags any longer.
The only thing he needs now is a reporter name to help him butch up a little. You know, like Jeff Gannon. I'd suggest Forrest Gump.
My professional advice to Paulie Smallnuts: Watch and learn how it's done.