Remedial Punditry

The following statements are from a man who has been paid hundreds of thousands of dollars by the United States Department of Education:

The damn broke, and it's President Bush's fault.

We cannot forget that Al Qaeda has replicated disease like throughout the world.

And yes, his strong stances tend to make him a magnate for criticism.

So much so, that when a damn in New Orleans breaks or a bomb explodes in Iraq, we look to blame our President.

But he's absolutely, though unintentionally, right about one thing:

This is troubling, not only because our president deserves our support, but also because the fight against terrorism remains a very real threat to our national security.

As waged by Bush, it certainly does.