Highlights For (Those With The Intellects Of) Children

(yes, you, Leslie, Putzie and 'Cracker)

Featuring Goockert and Gannon

Goockert enjoys publishing the names of undercover operatives whose names are kept secret to protect their lives.

Gannon is outraged by the "invasion of privacy" when his true name is disclosed.

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Goockert ridicules gay men and lesbians seeking legal equality.

Gannon refuses to address allegations that he solicited and/or engaged in illegal acts of exchanging sex for money.

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Goockert makes up quotes and spreads lies about Democrats.

Gannon cries he's the victim of nasty partisanship.

(Note: This would be much funnier with illustrations)