Michelle Malkin, Paid Propagandist For The Bush E.P.A.

Oh, wait, Malkin claims that she spews her bile for free. Here, Malkin plays Betty Cracker (Warning: link to a bigot), ignoring the natural consequences of an Administration in bed with Big Toxics:

We got a few inches and the mixing bowl we put out on the deck this morning is now full. My daughter has been dying to make snow ice cream. Be back later. Here's our recipe...

Large bowl full of fresh, clean snow
1 cup of whole milk
1/2 tsp. of vanilla extract
1/2 cup of sugar

Mix milk, vanilla, and sugar until dissolved. Add to snow, stir until consistency is thick and creamy. Serve immediately.

Yeah, that's super, but snow contains more impurities (see also here) than Neil Bush's boxers.

I encourage Malkin to eat all the snow she likes. She can drink from the rain gauge, for all I care. Her daughter, however, already gets enough poison at home.