Breaking News: New York Times Hires Matt Drudge

From today's op-ed page:

A name that keeps coming up in my poking around is Marc Rich, the American billionaire who was for many years a fugitive, until blessed with one of Bill Clinton's midnight pardons. Rich's company Trafigura, spun off from the Swiss-based Glencore, and its possible dealings with outfits like Jean-Paul Cayre's Ibex have excited the interest of many of the sleuths I've spoken to.

Possible dealings? Excited dicks? Did'ja get that over the transom, Safliar?

What are the odds those private dicks are lower on the ethics food chain than David Bossie, Chris Ruddy and Rex Armistead?