Krazy In Florida

Krazy Kounsellor Klayman, now a Krackpot Kongressional Kandidate in Florida, is traveling with what he hopes will be a kampaign kash kow. Said cow is also a reminder of one of Klayman's many legal failures:

"We think she'll be a big draw," said David E. Johnson, Klayman's spokesman. "She's become a born-again Christian, and Larry has a strong appeal to the Christian conservatives. But more importantly, people know Larry Klayman as someone who sued the Clintons, and [her appearances] capitalizes on what he did in his fight against the Clintons."

With Klayman acting as her attorney in 2003, Flowers sued Hillary Rodham Clinton, George Stephanopoulos, James Carville and other Clinton associates, claiming that they orchestrated a campaign to discredit her.

The lawsuit was dismissed by a federal judge earlier this year.

Klayman also has hired Donato Dalrymple to clean the campaign bus.

Seems like Gennifer found Jesus just about the same time Hef stopped taking her calls.