Sunday, January 04, 2004

Trolls, Ducks and Whores

Howard the Duck Fineman, cowboy fellatilist, senses trouble in the Dean campaign. Why? Because he has somehow confirmed the sincerity of anonymous posters at the Dean campaign website:

The murmurs of doubt are faint, barely audible above the background hum of the Internet cosmos, but they are worth listening to at the moment, for the doubters don't seem to be "trolls" --provocateurs in digital disguise -- and they express concerns about their favorite son, Dr. Howard Dean, in the bosom of his own blogosphere.
Fineman, who doesn't seem to be a journalist, goes on to quote suspected non-trolls "WVMicko," "Lancaster" and "irmaly." Now, whether the authors of these comments are Dean supporters, fake Dean supporters, trolls or RNC operatives, and whether they sincerely hold the views expressed, Fineman's entire exercise is meaningless. His only purpose was to put RNC spin in the mouths of supposed Dems. (I guess Pat Cadell, Zell Miller and Tammy Bruce were out of town for the holidays.)

Revolting as it may be, read the entire article. You just may learn who selected those anti-Dean quotes for the Duck.

p.s. to Fineman: Those hot barely legal co-eds you're cybering with -- they actually look a lot like your pal Karl too.

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