Thursday, October 02, 2003

A Public Service Announcement From Roger Ailes (The Blog) and the U.S. Ad Council

Nick: Okay, so it's true.

Norm: What's true?

Nick: Drug money funds terrorism.

Norm: It is true.

Nick: Okay...!

Norm: Okay...?

Nick: Look, let's say I buy some dope.

Norm: Let's say.

Nick: Hypothetical.

Norm: Let's say.

Nick: Now how much of my money actually makes it to the bad guys' hands? A couple of bucks.

Norm: A few bucks.

Nick: A few bucks! That's it. Peanuts.

Norm: So what you're saying is that it's okay to support terrorism... a little.

Nick: Did I say that?

(Via Naked Tiny and the Office of National Drug Control Policy.

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