Guide To Spotting Fake Correspondence To The Moonie Times

Tip #1: A real letter to the Moonie Times will feature at least one Father-approved comparison of homosexuality and beastiality:

"Allowing homosexual unions would be a step in the wrong direction. What's next? Recognizing unions between humans and dogs? Turtles and turkeys? Whales and pumpkins? Where will it end? Society's circle of inclusion is ever-expanding; nonetheless, the state must not give in to the whims and passions of the periphery."