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From a banner ad at the Moonie Times:

After much thought and consideration on how to "level the playing field" so to speak with the amount of money that the liberals spent in different races and how they try to influence legislation and court rulings like to take out "One Nation Under God", from our Pledge of Allegiance, my company, Nationwide Long Distance decided to start a program called CONSERVATIVE TALK LONG DISTANCE as a way to not only offer some of the cheapest long distance rates, but as a way of generating additional revenue for a variety of Conservative causes.

The program is called ConservativeTalkLongDistance.com.

This is how it would work. Those who choose to be part of this long distance company can direct 10% of the company's profits to Conservative Cause that all customers will vote on each September 1st, beginning this year and every year thereafter....

Chuck Muth, Director
Conservative Talk Long Distance

My vote would be for an adult literacy program.