Holy Shit

''Chris Matthews represents Holy Cross in a wonderful way,'' [spokeswoman Katharine Buckley McNamara] said. ''He has a probing intellect, engages in passionate discussions on the most important topics of the day - especially moral issues, and shows a special care for the poor and marginalized in our society. We are proud of our alumnus Chris Matthews.''

I didn't realize the Eucharist was now performed with hallucinogens.

(Via Romensko)