It's More About The Benjamin

"'A Reuters report of Eden's initial offer [to bequeath $125,000 to any woman who could kill him with sex] in August was published and broadcast around the world. He said it had led to a flood of e-mails to his office (ue_commerce@gmx.de) from women in countries ranging from the United States to Brazil and Russia.'

Does it comment on the state of modern womanhood? I would say so. I highly doubt that this kind of offer would have gotten this kind of response, say, 40 years ago." -- Young Master Benjamin (via TBogg; parenthetical added for clarity.)

"Sit down, Benny."

"Your mother and I want to talk to you about something."

"Yes, sir."

"We think you've reached an age where you're mature enough to understand certain, uh, things...."

"What is it, Father?"

"Son, it's about ... Nancy Reagan."