The Grand Old Police Blotter: More Gun Nuts, More Crimes Edition:

D.C. resident David M. Keene engaged in a driveby shooting, targeting another motorist and missing the other driver's head by inches. As a TBogg link reveals, Keene is the spawn of one of the NRA's board of directors.

Several questions remain unanswered:

Young Master Keene, aged 21, was driving a gray, late-model BMW. Was it Daddy's car?

Is that an NRA sticker on the rear window?

Will Keene be booted out of the NRA for his poor aim?

And who will be the first wingnut to demand the death penalty, as in the case of Young Master Malvo?