Thursday, August 28, 2014

Republican Family Values: Effingham Isn't Just An Act In Genesis Edition

A true story from the land of Newt Gingrich, Zell Miller and Erick Erickson:
A brother and sister were arrested this morning in Effingham County and accused of having sex with each other in a tractor trailer parked at a church.
Christopher Buckner, 20, of Guyton, and her brother, Timothy Savoy, 25, of Jackson, Ga., were arrested and charged with incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling, according to Sheriff’s Office spokesman David Ehsanipoor.
The spokesman said deputies answered a call at about 4:30 a.m. about a prowler in the area of Hester Road and Ga. 30.
As deputies were checking the area, they saw a man and woman walking down the road. The male said he was walking the female back to her house.
Deputies determined that the pair were brother and sister and that they had just had sex in a Kenworth tractor trailer, which was parked at Countryside Baptist Church ["the chruch for families!" - RA], Ehsanipoor said.
He said they admitted having sex three times after watching the movie, “The Notebook.”
I have no information that Chris and Tim have ever voted Republicans but since Republicans tell us that stereotypes are always true, these lovebirds are definitely Republicans. 

Plus, Focus on the Family says The Notebook "might also be seen as a timely reflection of the deep and lasting loved shared by Nancy and Ronald Reagan, whose love story has made a permanent cultural impression."  Apparently so.


Anonymous said...

Well, Effingham is the polite way of saying "Fuckingham."

Montag said...

Heh. FoF can't resist the urge to insert Reagan into something that has absolutely nothing to do with him.

If I were to apply the same logic, I could say that "An American in Paris" reminded me of Hitler, because Jerry is a struggling painter. Sheesh.

This needy desire to lionize a gullible, mean-spirited dolt never ceases to surprise me.

DBK said...

Did the Notebook in any way reflect on the young actress Reagan raped or the wife he cheated on and divorced? Just askin'.