Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Dropped By A Deuce

The star of "The Hot Chick" didn't leave the Democratic Party, the Democratic Party left the star of "The Hot Chick."  Rob Schnider, the actor known for making "makin' copies" the catch phrase of the 1990s is no longer a Democrat, because Adam Sandler prefers working on the East Coast big government has ruined his movie career:
“The last time I made a movie in California was seven years ago,” he said. “And that’s because we’re not being competitive. I own a vitamin company with my friend and we moved out of state because of overregulation. It isn’t helping businesses.”
The Democratic Party's also the reason Rob's castmates Phil Hartman and Chris Farley haven't made a movie in seven years, amirite?  At least Victoria Jackson's still got a film career.

Rob fails to mention where his failed sitcom, his work on "Betty White's Off their Rockers" and his cartoon voiceover work were venued.  I'm guessing Alabama.

But Schneider isn't a social conservative yet.  Like Sarah Palin, he still loves the dick jokes:
I went to my doctor and told him "my penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it."
Bill O'Reilly on line one, Robmeister.  Strike while the iron is hot!

5 comments:

wenzel dehn said...

MR Ailes: I doubt you can blame the democrats for the demise of Phil Hartman's movie career: he was murdered while he slept by his wife, shot twice with a handgun over 15 years ago. You lose a lot of credibility with such sloppy writing. But you and the facts have never been best friends.

NonyNony said...

The Democratic Party's also the reason Rob's castmates Phil Hartman and Chris Farley haven't made a movie in seven years, amirite?

Too soon, Ailes. Too soon. :(

Dark Avenger said...

wezel, look up the definition of satire and get back to us, n00b.

Roger said...

When did you stop eating Irish babies, mr. and/or ms. dehn?

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