Conservative activist James O'Keefe apparently has been caught pilfering from his employer, Andrew Breitbart. Among the inventory of well-loved goods in O'Keefe's possession:

"condom jar, dildos, posters and paintings of naked women, fuzzy handcuffs" and a blindfold.

DNA testing will be required to determine ownership of the items. Initial reports make no mention of wetsuits or eggs.

Update: Matt Lewis notes the tragic dimensions of this event:

Sadly, O'Keefe's insistence on continuing his weird brand of performance art has probably cost him his chance to be considered the 21st-century version of Paul Weyrich or Phyllis Schlafly.

Update No. 2: O'Keefe is still listed as a contributor to Andrew Breitbart's Big Journalism, although I hear that a spin-off, Andrew Breitbart's Big Dildo, is in the works.