Monday, March 09, 2009

Minit Man

The Moonie Times has named Flounder to head its op-ed pages:

The Washington Times on Monday named Richard Miniter as editor of the editorial pages and vice president of opinion, the latest of a series of dramatic moves to boost the newspaper's global impact.
From zero to anything would be a boost. I suspect that Minty will boost the paper's global impact by informing the Reverend's followers that they must now use the Times editorial pages instead of the traditional cloth Holy Handkerchief for ritual purposes, thus creating the same effect at both the beginning and end of the publishing process.

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