Not all wingnuts are looking to Cookie Puss, Big Pharma and Sharia Plain to save their souls. One New Righty at The Next Right recommends a mystery guest -- try to fit the description to the Saviour before clicking through:
Unpredictable, intellectual, policy-oriented, witty, with a brain the size of a planet. If there a better public intellectual for our day, I don't know who it is. In __________, I see the potential to transform the Right; to tear down the sacred cows and rebuild a much more coherent, effective movement.
Mister Gorbachev, tear down those cows!
To give you a hint, this wingnut also writes that "James Lileks or Mark Steyn, each of whom has the sharpest wit and the most devastating turn of phase [sic]." Adjust your expectations accordingly.