Better Dead Than Red

I have returned from my humanitarian mission to the Red States, more convinced than ever that those political subdivisions would make nice parking lots. I got back late last night and am still recovering from the century lag.

But before I crawl to bed, I'd like to give a sincere thank you to Ron B., Anthony Cartouche and Kikuchiyo Jones for blogging in my interminable absence. If they ever need anything, they should know I've got their backs. And I hope they'll all come back for a curtain call, so they can plug their blogs, websites, causes, candidates, worthless crap they're trying to unload on eBay or whatever else they've got.

I see that Ted Stevens, Monica Goodling, Kyle Sampson, Bob Novak and John "The Fudge Haus Warrior" McCain have been up to no good in my absence as well. Once I get the extra codeine out of my system, I'll be posting again at full strength.