Roger's Campaign Against Adult Illiteracy

If you read only two books this year, make them these:

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And

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And you might want to start reading more, too. Reading in Anti-Fundementalist.

And if you accidentally take two books into the restroom of your local chain bookstore and forget to return them to the shelves this year, make them The Professors by David Horowitz and Women Who Make The World Worse by Snaggletooth O'Beirne.