One Million Hits

The readers' choice idea was inspired by the fact that this blog has hit the 1 million hit mark. Even more impressive: I didn't start counting until ... whenever it was, but like a year after I started, I'm guessing, don't hold me to it. Surely some of those hits were by people who weren't looking for a job from that fat FOX f*ck, or me pushing the refresh button into the wee hours of the morning.

I can't thank all of my readers in person, seeing as I'm a recluse with an obsessive-compulsive fear of germs, like in that Leonardo DiCaprio movie but without the starlets, and I don't have a travel budget, and meeting people from the internet is a good way to get yourself skinned and hung from the rafters of an abandoned farmhouse, so I thought that would be a nice way to commemorate the ocassion.

I'll start blogging the reader suggestions sometime tomorrow. (And there's still time if someone wants to e-mail a suggestion of that idiot Kristof's column from today.)

Thank you for reading.