Tuesday, February 01, 2005

In order to quash those ugly internet rumors concerning my disappearance, I am not, nor have I ever been:

Michael Jackson's defense counsel

Campaigning for DNC Chair

A member of the New England Patriots

In indefinite administrative detention

Andrew Sullivan's ghostwriter

Preparing the phonetic spelling transcript for the SOTU

In possession of the $9 billion Paul Bremer "lost"

Dead.

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